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September 30 2017

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whisper2:

the manga section in barnes and noble is a pvp enabled zone

proto-homo:

saintlamias:

today daddy took me out to see IT and i really liked it! i was really turned on by pennywise and i was kinda scared to tell daddy about it, but when i did, he told me he thought pennywise was sexy too! then we went out to a costume store and daddy picked out a pennywise costume and told me he was gonna pretend to be him as he fucked me tonight and haha could you fucking imagine if this was a real post on tumblr

STOP DOING THIS!!!


birdschoolforbirds:

howdoesmagnusdie:

mens-rights-activia:

Anyway, I think I have a better explanation for the actual meaning of the whole imagine how is touch the sky picture.

So my Facebook friend pointed out that it’s actually a direct translation of the Spanish phrase “Imagina cómo sería tocar el cielo”

Which means “imagine how it would be to touch the sky.” But a literal translation of it would be “imagine how is touch the sky.”

Meaning the picture wasn’t just a meaningless jumbled mess of English, it was just a case of bad translation.

Allegedly, “imagina cómo sería tocar el cielo” is a Hannah Montana lyric so it’s probably why it was written aesthetically on the paper and the paper was held up to the sky.

Alright folks, case closed. You can all stop pretending “imagine the sky, how is the sky, touch the sky” makes that much more sense than:

The end of an era. The discourse is over.

First my immortal now this. 2017 is the year old memes die

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September 25 2017

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v1als:

tastefullyoffensive:

Worth it. (via welder22)

“Legacy. What is a legacy? It’s planting seeds in a garden you never get to see.” – Hamilton, 2015  

Reposted byedhelldivi

Idiotic Bardic Knowledge

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: Our session is composed of a group of eager newbies being led by 2 people who know what they are doing, and one of them is the DM. Our characters are deep within a cave system, and have come up to a small room at the end of a hallway that cuts off at the end to a long fall into darkness. I (the druid) am at the top of this cliff while the rest of my party has all failed their strength checks, and fell into a pit occupied by fire beetles that have yet to attack.

Me: Wait, what the hell is a fire beetle?

DM: Are you asking that, or is the druid asking that?

Me: Both.

Cleric: Well me, as me and as the cleric, say, SHUT UP THIS DOESN’T CONCERN YOU!

Bard: Well me, as the Bard, ask, “what the hell is a fire beetle?” *rolls bardic knowledge a nat 1*

DM: I pity you. These are fire beetles. They spit fire. This astonishes you.

Bard: FIRE BEETLES SPIT FIRE!?

Me: I call down to the pit. “Hey what’s going on down there?”

Everyone in our session: SHUT UP!

sad–boiii:

violentposer:

the ‘big three’ of coping mechanisms are jerking off, fucking up your hair, and playing your favorite music real loud

September 24 2017

pugsandshrugs:

So why do you think you are suited to this position?

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What are your achievements so far?

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What are your ambitions. in reference previous education and work history?

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September 23 2017

gayjaredkleinman:

yall: hwewo, cwould i intwest ywou in swome twop qwualitwy 2017 twumbwr humow?

me: *exhausted, already reaching for my gun*

Must Read

justbadpuns:

Hello, some of you may have heard recently about Gertrude the sheep, she was the worlds largest sheep and was an attraction for tourists in a farm in Wiltshire, England. Recently, she unfortunately died at the age of 3 which is quite young for a sheep even for her size. It is believed she died because of grief when her health deteriorated after the manager of the attraction, Richard (Dick for short) ordered the removal of her ram companion whom she had reproduced with. Employees have since said the ram (named David) has also gone in to a downward spiral with his health. They have started a protest against their manager, after he refused to reunite Gertrude and David, even when the signs pointed towards their deteriorating health being due to their separation. As well as not giving extra funding to help David to recover. In the name of Gertrude staff want to fire Dick and get some much needed financial support to help aid David in getting better. All they ask for people to do to help them and Gertrude is to share the simple hashtag #DICK OUT FOR HER RAM BAE

cerastes:

TOP 3 TRAITORS:

3. Brutus
2. Judas
1. Printers when you are in a hurry

September 01 2017

August 19 2017

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stardustschild:

Stop playing this game, Anya!
I beg you

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avant-gardevoir:

bazwatch:

avant-gardevoir:

i think i finally figured this image out

“the” is the thing that links all these together, which is why its to the side while everything remains the same

“imagine the sky”

“touch the sky”

“how is the sky”

finally, you have solved the riddle of the sphinx, accept your prize


a date with the sphinx

this is the best prize i could have ever asked for

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avant-gardevoir:

bazwatch:

avant-gardevoir:

i think i finally figured this image out

“the” is the thing that links all these together, which is why its to the side while everything remains the same

“imagine the sky”

“touch the sky”

“how is the sky”

finally, you have solved the riddle of the sphinx, accept your prize


a date with the sphinx

this is the best prize i could have ever asked for

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